Moving Adventure!!!

So this adventure begins at 8:30 am. We head out at 9 am to pick up the U-Haul...and of course that takes forever...Ok LOAD #1 - Pick up Mom and Stephs stuff from storage. There are four of us.....Louis, Steph, Mom and I. Then its the drive to the new apartment....I"m driving the U-Haul in the right lane...and smack...i look over at steph "What was that noise?" The mirror is messed up....apparently i hit a Comcast van...HA a COMCAST VAN....ha...long story...So we arrive at the new apartment with the movers three...the crew is now 7 people...I try to help and steph, louis and mom look at me crazy...paying movers (at the time) made me feel lazy....so i order a pizza. and after an hour and a half (of the three hours paid) they're done except for 3 big pieces...the Armour is apparently too tall and after 25 mins of them not getting it through they moved on to the next piece so i checked it out and just unscrewed a bunch of screws and took the whole leg section off....ha it fit....so Load #1 is done. And our "3Hrs" of paid movers is over....So now its over to the old apartment...LOAD #2...load all my stuff and xmas stuff up to the front of the U-Haul to take to storage and whatever or moms and stephs that will fit in the back...Oh did i mention we've run at least 2 yellow lights before this?....ok anywho...The cops show up because when we first got there we parked in the alley and right away four cars wanted in their garages. and there was a comcast van at the other end of the alley...So he told us he understood and figured we wanted to get done and go watch the Saints vs the Vikings...so he went on his way...All loaded up...new apartment time #2...we unload in like 25 mins...and wait around for mom and steph to get back from dropping off Louis. We go and drop off the stuff at the storage. So now its time for Load 3 from the house....now its just steph, mom and i...roxanne is on her way and i fall down some stairs...fantastic(oh did i mention we ran like 2-3 more yellow lights on the way there)....so roxanne shows up and we finish filling the uhaul..and back to the new apartment at this point i slam 2 five hr energy drinks one after another...cuz i'm running on like 5% energy...when a homeless guy comes up and trys to help...i thank him tell him i have no money and he goes on his way...then the next guy shows up and wont leave...wants money for gas for his girl and baby...he says but as before i actually dont have any money...so he gets angry and leaves yelling stuff as he goes....we finish the move and at this time i'm on 1.5% energy...then i drive the Uhaul again...prolly ran another light somewhere in there...oh mom did get pulled over earlier in this story...ha...no ticket though...so we drop of roxanne and the uhaul and i get home and in bed(the couch) at 2:30 am...and wake up at 6:15am...fantastic....i wake up with bruises on my arm, back, and butt...and a whole body that's sore...that concludes one of the longest days of my life....it doesnt seem that bad while typing it now....but it was a lonnnnng difficult day...and i'm sure i missed some stuff....but we ran at least 6 yellow lights and 1 red...and got the cops called on us....mom got pulled over...and made a "new friend" ....fantastic...that's all for now... H-R signing out RL